Just a few features of my anxiety

Me:

*gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me:

*goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me:

*says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me:

*meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

you kids today with your texting and murder

bikinimybottom:

funfandoms:

inbox:

Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio

it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name

there aren’t any in his hands either

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

jackcicle:

irapemustaches:

stravaganza:

stigmatophiliac:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

Wat.

uM

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

fangirl-like-nobodys-watching:

roserietta:

zombiezeromotion:

whatwhatchickenbutt:

pers0na:

shanabanned:

redqualls:

reblogging for the last guy’s face because I lost my shit

OMG THAT FACE

The men of Tumblr, everybody.

the man of tumblr > everything else

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

larryandziam-notjustbromances:

fetuslarrrrrry:

*violently sobbing*

how can somebody not reblog this?

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